I’m here for Tumblr. I’m here to blog. I’m not here to make friends. I will win the million dollars. Its Tumblr. Not Tumblr’s Social Circle of Love and Friendship.
I’m so happy I saw that episode of Hey Arnold where Helga changes her sister’s grades on Saturday night, so that way whenever I eat something I can be like “One for Helga…..one for Helga…..and none for Olga *laughs maniacally*”
Watching some trailer before The Avengers
- Me: Oh shit, is that Tom Hardy??
- Kelso: I don't know who that is....
- Me: Thats Tom Hardy.....
- Kelso: I don't know what you're talking about...
- Me: HARDY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Kelso: 0_0
Man takes a Woman's Gender Class
- Man: You know I'm pretty tired of learning about history...
- Every Girl In the Class: Ugh here we go again.... *rolls eyes*
- Man: I wanna hear more about Satan's story.
- Every Girl In the Class: 0_0..........................................................................................
- Man: ...
Shit my friends say
- James: Do you go out in the rain without an umbrella?
- Allan: No......
- James: So why the fuck didn't you wear a condom?!
